May I have a tissue please?

When I'm in a restaurant having dinner, it is inevitable that my nose will run. Well Wednesday night was no different. I was breaking apart my paper napkin when Mary says "you know, I have tissues". "Oh great, can I have one please?"

Mary's is digging through her suitcase (a.k.a her purse, dam thing weighs a ton) and pulls out a yellow packet. Now I don't notice and reach for it. Only to see her begin to crack up uncontrollably and shove her hand back into her purse!

 

I managed to capture some perfect moments of Mary laughing her ass off. I did eventually get the correct pack of tissues as I sanitary napkin just won't do in that situation.

Note to self....don't ask Mary for tissues. You don't know what you'll get!